The Craziest Tweets That Probably Should've Been Left in the Drafts

One thing about Twitter, it’s going to have some of the craziest tweets… ever.

However, that seems to be what makes the blue app even more interesting than it already is.

I’ve been on Twitter since ’09, and during my thirteen years of being on the bird, it has never failed me. Be it if I was banking on a retweet from my favorite celebrity or just looking for a laugh, it’s honestly the best social networking site out there. Well, in my opinion.

Although the evolution of users, the annoying, recycled musings, and its occasional technical difficulties can be a turn-off, I’m never deleting my account.

Everyone knows that Black Twitter stays on the BS, and it’s actually quite entertaining to be on it with them. That paired with the daily inspiration, industry gossip, food porn, and interesting debates? Twitter is a virtual playground… literally.

Check out some of the craziest tweets that should’ve been left in the drafts this week–not really… pettily grins and sips tea

YALLLLLLL this nigga crazy 😭😭 he said “ima call you back gimmie ten minutes don’t answer nobody call” so 3 mins later I get a call from a random number I pick up and he gone say “bitch I told you not to answer no other call” I’m scared yo

— 💟 . (@fuckeverybodyk) May 19, 2022

Jumping straight to veneers without any type of orthodontist appointment is wild. Y’all don’t even give your original teeth a chance! Shit.

— ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ (@callmedollar) May 19, 2022

Yall be 38 asking if men and women can be friends lol. Man…….cut it out

— Wii-Yum (@MrGee54) May 20, 2022

When I say leave me out of shit this is what I’m talking about pic.twitter.com/FkImUJsZc0

— Twin neva chase em (@TwinsAstudmuff) May 19, 2022

idk some of y’all scream about shein stealing your designs and it’s a bodycon dress with an open back

— jenny sais quoi (@jennytheleo) May 20, 2022

No one:
Janelle Monae in 2009: https://t.co/zqXUroEKxX

— Juandy Williams (@JOHN__JUAN) May 19, 2022

as I was grabbing my Starbucks drink, a lady right next to me said “don’t you touch that” & I said “who the fuck are you talking to” & then I looked down and saw she was speaking to her child 🥲

— Samantha (@_samiamm) May 18, 2022

AirPods aren’t enough i need the music in my bloodstream

— Noah ✵ (@noahdonotcare) May 19, 2022

Apple Music don’t even check if u still got a job or nothing

— 𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 (@wydccalamity) May 19, 2022

I never seen a shoe with a cheekbone https://t.co/UeEbemqCBV

— Latasha’s ABUNDANCE ✨✨ (@JustLatasha404) May 19, 2022

Serious question…..How are people affording apartments? Every time I look and do the math I find myself left with $1.25 for the month.

— trill mermaid (@jarievee) May 19, 2022

Nobody:

Gas: https://t.co/GfUNVk0xWE

— JeBae✨ (@NefertitisOwn) May 19, 2022

what does it mean when this light comes on pic.twitter.com/Y03gsLmLtP

— 𝒿𝑒𝓃 (@jen222s) May 19, 2022

being single is having hella options and liking none of them.

— braylonnn (@braylon125) May 18, 2022

Gas prices turning into GPAs

— millie 🍄 (@_xmilliee) May 19, 2022

My wife made me watch raccoons wash their hands for an hour last night on YouTube

— Ryan Harper Gray (@ryanharpergray) May 18, 2022

from “babe” to “blocked account”

a true love story

— M シ (@isthtmus) May 18, 2022

???😂🥹 https://t.co/W0OLxsLOOg pic.twitter.com/2XgfDLm195

— kimmi💔 (@nominextdoor) May 18, 2022

Told this nigga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that’s fine it’s hard to get rid of roaches 😂😂😂

— ARI (@ARIPBITCH) May 19, 2022

Al Sharpton in the 80s: https://t.co/qZG26HxjXD

— Treywop. 🌬 (@TRYVNS) May 18, 2022

Nigga dressed like Lizzie McGuire I knew he was doing unserious shit https://t.co/OHDzzQZ1Dq

— J.🍬 (@thefrogawdess) May 18, 2022

mama put me out at 18 over 3 grams of weed. day after christmas, in the snow. let my brother, on parole for agg robbery & assault, stay

“u could get him put back in jail for having weed in this house”

she up shits creek if she think she moving in 😅😂 shady pines for u ms girl

— russell resthaven (@raegldn) May 18, 2022

Savannah wild for posting this pic 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gB0uOP4o0Y

— tayö (@tayoshi2) May 18, 2022

Not this man tryna flirt with me on the phone while pulling up my bloodwork 😂

— Selena Wasn’t Porta Rickun (@ChillOutAlyssa) May 19, 2022

My daughter beat somebody else daughter up at school yesterday so they gone tell my girl she can’t go to the field trip 🥱 we’ll see yall at the Zoo. 😘

— ¥ (@LAYSAINTLAURENT) May 19, 2022